Preamble

WE THE MEMBERS OF THE SLEEPY BOIS CLUB

ACKNOWLEDGE

the seemingly evident absurdity and meaninglessness in the world

the pervasive pains of loneliness, hopelessness, and emptiness

and the failures of prominent modern ideologies–tainted by the interests of entities which benefit from its perpetuation–in resolving the discontentment caused by the illusion of sense and nonsense alike

ASSERT

that we are not above the illusion but are inextricably part of it

that being well (in any of its forms) is the preferable illusion

and that magnanimous and impartial kindness is essential to but presently absent from this necessary ongoing discourse

FORGE A PATH FORWARD IN THE PURSUIT OF MEANING

through the establishment of this club where–with a spirit of defiance against and a knowing smile for the realities of the human condition–individuals may reprieve the pains of loneliness with a community unified in the sisyphean search for meaning, purpose, and fulfillment.